I’ve suppressed so much anger this week I’m very surprised I haven’t eaten my own body weight in pastries. That’s what I would usually do.
I ate half a jar of his almond peanut butter for breakfast this morning .ricecakes and dry cereal. But im letting that go. ( and breath)
Plus …I had 13 orgasms in 7 nights
Most down to my clit vibrater. but still…. Its hard to find someone who u can feel that comfortable with to get that out in front of
I loved them
I climaxed so hard I screamed. And put up with the manhore shuving his fingers in my mouth hard whilst he screamed in a cheesy LA accent
‘ oh yeah baby yeeeeeeah !‘
I mean …. That is a turn off in itself . but when your about to climax you don’t give a fuck right?! I didn’t. i just needed it.
And I got it.
Thank god for my little vibrating friend. She doesn’t waste time. She gets to the point. And doesn’t feel the need to bullshit about anything,
Why would she need to say how good she is!?
She’s secure within herself.
She’s very good at her job.
And I like her a lot.
I just hope she is happy
Why is it a she? ….
I think im BI sexual!
As I left his apartment there was a note on his dinning room table . with a cheque for $300
‘ buy your self something nice ’
I wanted to fold it into a small paper aeroplane and leave a note back saying
we regret to inform you that on this occasion your application has been unsuccessful. This is due to the fact you are dead behind the fucking eyes
miss E.D Opportunity
instead i took the cheque.
I don’t like myself for that.
I’m getting off the plane and meeting *joe peece,. ( see blog oyster eyes) He has offered to pick me up and drive me to lunch with a spar day attached. No expectations
Im so in
Ive had a headache for the past 7 days. Its now moved down to my jaw. Thats what LA LA land has done to me. Make me ache. Ache for something real
I plan to see the fraggle in 2 nights time. He is comparing in east London at a comedy night.
Half of me wants to not go. Stay in bed and eat fat chips alone . and try and sort out my life by looking for a real job and a cheaper place to live.
But the better half , the Sharon stone half wants to turn up late in a ridiculously short skirt and stand at the side and flutter my false ( will buy some) eye lashes at his all night till he gets so hot and bothered he comes over and gets all flustered and asked me how LA was.
I HAVE GOT to do that.
Im going to be fat ,old and wrinkly one day soon. Then what will I do for fun?!!!
and we hear ‘ dirty Diana ‘ by Michal Jackson
onwards to the spar…… the slutty spar!